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Ripley


Senior Nap Time Coordinator

Describe your job in three words.
Crabby lunch monitor.

What makes you come to work every day?
Sniffing what everyone ate for lunch. 

If you weren’t at work, what would you be doing?
Howling at any given moment, for no apparent reason, scaring the bejeezus out of my humans.

Favorite thing about your coworkers?
Treats!

Worst advice you’ve ever received.
"Be nice to the baby." I don't know where that thing came from or why it's here, but I'm ignoring it.

Three dinner guests, living or not?
Um, no one. More dinner for me.