Describe your job in three words.
Snuggle, beg, bark.
What makes you come to work every day?
The chance of leftovers from my mom's lunch. Also, hanging with David.
If you weren’t at work, what would you be doing?
Stopping the encroachment of squirrels and bunnies on my domain with my ferocious bark.
Favorite thing about your coworkers?
They are nice!
Best or worst advice you’ve ever received.
Stop jumping on our guests. Also, be nice to Grandpa!
What should your job title actually be?
Vice President of Backyard Security
TV show your parents wouldn't let you watch?
The Westminster Dog Show. My mom won't let me watch beauty pageants.
What song do you sing to every time it comes on?
"I love you. Dumple-roo. Yes I do! Dumple-roo!" (Sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice.)
Most recently binge watched.
Lately my mom has an alarming affinity for documentaries about aliens.